You know you're a cat lover when you have an emergency tuna stash in the cupboard, you consider 'that crazy cat person' to be a highly honourable title, and you have, on occasion, been known to speak cat. If this sounds familiar, read on to determine where you lie on the scale from 'feline fan' to 'plain moggy mad'! SELLING POINTS: ? There are over eight million cat owners in the UK.