You'll never be able to sing 'When I'm 64' again or complain about politicians being old and out of touch - they're now all younger than you and out of touch. However, look on the bright side: you've already outlived Mozart by 30 years and youngsters will seek your sage advice on how to play vinyl records. AUTHOR: Mike Haskins and Clive Whichelow have written for 'Smack the Pony', 'Dead Ringers' and 'Spiting Image' as well as for the Mail on Sunday, the Express and The Daily Mirror. Colour Illustrations
