'History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.' - Winston Churchill 'Britain has invented a new missile. It's called the civil servant. It doesn't work and it can't be fired.' - General Sir Walter Walker Order, order! After a long day at the dispatch box, when your honourable friend's white paper has made you feel green and your poll ratings have slumped to a new low, hunker down in Speakers' Corner with this grand coalition of political quips and quotes ? you'll be ready to take on the opposition at any time! AUTHOR Steven Gauge is a communications and PR consultant, executive management coach and former captain of the Warlingham 4th XV rugby team. Line Drawings