You're That B*tch is…
Totally fresh
Genderqueer
Inspirational
Real
Sort of like my mom's ass shampoo… but even more tingly.*
You may be asking yourself, who does this bitch think he is… well, I'm here to show you how I, and you, become that bitch.
I believe in myself, duh. I went from living in a house with 25 people to owning my own home in a tropical paradise on the island of Oahu. I am the American Dream personified and I made it happen by hustling my whole life. I was a young entrepreneur, and all of the little businesses I started - from selling feather earrings plucked straight off my cousin's cockfighting chickens to covering up all the girls' hickeys in high school -led to my success and prepared me for this crazy ass life I created.
Sashay your way into the gorgeous chaos of my mind and get emotional, inspired, and maybe a little sweaty (she's a cute bitch and this book has a lot of never before seen photos!!).
Because you can do anything you want when you're a bad bitch. And you can be anything you want – how do you think I became Bretman Rock?!
*If you really want to know, I'll tell you what brand it is.
