You Know You've Reached Middle Age If... is a requiem to retirement. For boomers celebrating their official entry into middle-agedom or those just on the cusp, Joey Green and Alan Corcoran offer hundreds of humorous defining moments that even the youngest at heart can't dispute. They include:
• You Know You've Reached Middle Age If…You've stopped supporting your children and started supporting your parents.
• You Know You've Reached Middle Age If…Your passport photo looks better than you do.
• You Know You've Reached Middle Age If…When comparing notes with your buddies, it's no longer about who's had the most sexual conquests or who can drink the most beer but who has the most hair.
• You Know You've Reached Middle Age If…Your tattoos have folds.
