You know you're having a midlife crisis when all your clothes are made of leather ? including your pyjamas. Try not to panic: it's only a midlife crisis. And besides, attempting to recapture your youth can be a lot of fun! Who said there's anything wrong with growing old disgracefully? AUTHOR: Mike Haskins and Clive Whichelow have written for Smack the Pony and Spitting Image as well as The Mail on Sunday, the Express and The Daily Mirror.