The Western Wildcats are probably the worst soccer team in the universe!
That is, until superstars Ronaldo, David Beckham, Michael Owen, Harry Kewell, Robbie Baggio, Ryan Giggs and two Dwight Yorkes are recruited to help the cause. Tiger Woods, Henry the Eighth, Mary Queen of Scots, the Bee Gees and Ronald McDonald are drafted onto the team too.
But will the Wildcats learn to be Brazilian without burning down a rainforest and going nuts?
Will they be able to listen to Mariah Carey without throwing themselves out of the team bus?
And will Nuke, Wedgie, Throw-in, Smokin, Tangles, Own-goal, Splinters or Maximum Payne ever score a goal?
Probably not - but it'll be a laugh finding out!
