Dimensions
155 x 234 x 20mm
Big Al Marracotta, five foot not very much, heavy on the chutzpah, head of New York's Fulton Fish market and low-level mafioso, is on his way to Key West for a little rest and relaxation. Little does he know that he's angered some people back in New York; people who think that a vacation might be the best time to exact revenge.
Meanwhile Alan "Big Al" Tuschman, six foot and then some, tired and a little doubting, high school football star turned furniture salesman, has won his store's seasonal contest for most dinette sets sold and is taking his prize; a free trip to Key West.
Both men have taken their pet dogs, both men are driving to Florida. Only one of them has a girlfriend, only one of them is the target for two of the mob's most ruthless hitmen. The problem is, the girlfriend thinks she's got the wrong man and the hitman doesn't realise they've made the same mistake.
The stage is set for a hilarious novel of mistaken identity, tropical crime, misplaced love and decidedly past-its best seafood.