If you're a footie wag (a football fan's wife or girlfriend), then this is for you! Use it to beat him at his own beautiful game. He'll see you with new eyes if you understand the offside rule! Written in a laugh-aloud, waggish manner, this little book tells you everything you need to know about football. No longer will you need to ask questions during a match. You'll be all clued up and sharing his passion. Can you afford to miss this? Topics covered include: basics of the game, positions, terminology, use of jargon, injuries, officialdom, famous quotes, rules of the game, players...and much more.