I really do love you, you're my best friend in the whole world!' she said. 'Is that the wine talking?' he asked. 'No, it's me talking to the wine!'
From the first sip to the last drop, wine is spiffingly jolly and this sozzled collection of retro photos and frightfully funny captions captures everything to love about a bottle of plonk.
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