'The Tournament' is a brilliant and bizarre comic novel. John Clarke, inventor of farnarkling and comic genius behind ABC television's 'The Games', reports on the most unusual tennis tournament in the history of the world.
In the men's draw fourth seed Albert Einstein is in sparkling form. So is the irrepressible Charlie Chaplin. Top woman Amelia Earhart faces a strong challenge from number ten Coco Chanel. Louis Armstrong and Vincent Van Gogh, Gertrude Stein and Nellie Melba will all fight it out until the exhilarating final on Centre Court.