Dimensions
152 x 186 x 10mm
It's Christmas!
Jackie French reveals the intimate secrets of life at the North Pole! Rudolph wants cosmetic surgery, the North Pole computer system has crashed, Blitzen Blitzen-Dottir is plotting revolution and Santa Claus feels that blizzards just aren't what they used to be.
'The Secret Life Of Santa Claus' is Jackie French's indispensable guide to surviving Christmas - homemade Christmas crackers with proper jokes and pressies, frozen watermelon daiquiri, how to cook a turkey without disaster, spectacular vegetarian and fish feasts, gorgeous gifts for problem men (and problem gifts for gorgeous men), how to remove those embarrassing Christmas and New Year lipstick and gravy stains, six things to do with reindeer droppings, how to have a Saturnalian orgy . . . plus much more.
