Overpaid, Oversexed and Over There
Enticed by urban hell fantasies, as well as his boss's order to bed lots of women, Robert Kelsey is dispatched to the New York office of a British investment bank. Everything's great, except the office has moved to a sleepy suburb. Except his job disappears under the tide of a global financial crisis. Except that New York is no longer an urban hell - more a yuppie Ralph Lauren nightmare. And the women all follow The Rules and expect the man to pay for dinner, always! Criminal landladies pose as sweet old grannies, every nightclub has a velvet-rope policy determined to keep the author out, it's too hot in summer, ridiculously cold in winter and Robert's seriously failing his boss's order.
Yep, New York's great, just great.