Slippers are meant to be chewed. Don't feel bad about it - it seems to really excite the humans.
Carrying sticks ten times the size of your own body is admirable, if not practical.
For the mutt about town, this indispensable paw-book provides sage advice and pearls of doggy wisdom that will make sure your life is always full of food, joy and interesting smells - from effective techniques for getting more treats to life lessons on hosepipes, squirrels, drinking from the toilet bowl and more.