If at first you don't succeed... destroy all evidence that you tried.
I don't think I'm mindless, therefore I am.
Do judge a book by its cover-you're not going to read it anyway.
The Little Book of Mindfulness by Tiddy Rowan (Quadrille) is a global bestseller, praised for helping readers discover a renewed energy and inner peace. "Focus," "Slow down" and "De-stress" are its core mantras. But not everyone appreciates such words of wisdom. So meet the book's directionless, foolhardy, and reckless parody: The Little Book of Mindlessness. It's the perfect antidote to "inspirational" self-help guides.