"Red tassels will enliven any area. I personally have found it particularly helpful in the nipple department."
Feng Shui (pronounced 'fung-shway') is the traditional Chinese art of creating good fortune by rearranging furniture and introducing special symbols such as wind chimes into your home.
But 'The Little Book Of Dumb Feng Shui' is much funnier. As Kaz Cooke states in the introduction, "This set of half-arsed interpretations based on a little knowledge and formulated by idiots is known as dumb feng shui."