At last. A guide to behaving badly without once having to emit a fart, scratch a scrotum or tell a puerile blonde joke. Aimed primarily at the more intelligent half of the world's population, 'The Best Book Of Girls Behaving Badly Ever!' covers every subject worth raising a well-arched eyebrow at.
It's an amusing, sometimes catty take on social mores, manners and lack thereof, showing the females of the species when, where and why she should ignore her inherent good reason and sense of fair play and make everyone else's life a goddamned misery for a change. It's also an essential self-help manual, instructing readers who to terrorise and how to cope with or, indeed, capitalise upon ill-advised stunts, unwelcome outbursts and general feminine faux-pas.
Ladette or lady. It Girl or Spice Girl. Riot Girl or that Bridget Jones girl. Whoever you are, there are hundreds of ideas here to command instant respect from ignorant lovers, unrepentant bosses and stroppy cab-drivers and thus send the woman's movement hurtling into the Millennium and beyond.
(Oh, and sorry. We lied earlier on. Unlike her less attractive other half, a girl is allowed to scratch as many scrotums as she pleases. R-r-r-r-r-r-r.)