Kristin: I've only had a crush on Brian since forever. Of course, I would totally die if he ever found out. I know he just thinks of me as a friend. That's why it's cool that Mike asked me out. Now I have someone else to crush on - and I get to stay friends with Brian. Perfect!
Brian: Kristin is so sweet and smart and popular. I don't get it. Why do the best girls always go for the jerkiest guys?
