3000 sneaky steps to an easier life.
You've learned the sneaky SuperScrooge way to make a fortune by saving money. This subtly intelligent, even craftier sequel tells you how to find the time to enjoy it.
Arch-frugalist Malcolm Stacey, radio and television's top consumer reporter, is back with more of his cunning secrets. But this time it's not money he's saving, but time and effort.
Supported by "scientific" studies from around the globe and experts in pop psychology, this hilarious manual kicks all over "How-to" books into the realm of mediocrity.
Malcolm cuts corners, avoids work and has a huge entourage of friends, colleagues and relatives running around for him. Yet he's regarded as a magnanimous workaholic.
His 3000 ingenious yet practical tips of living a life of opulent ease include:
- How to delegate - everything.
- Being served first at the bar.
- How to jump queues.
- How to save hours of travelling time.
- Conserving effort in dating and marriage.
- How to secretly skive at work - still earning rapid promotion.
- How to make friends and relatives do all the work.
- Appearing to serve the community, while putting the burden on others.
- How to handle VAT and Revenue officials.
- Exploiting neighbours.
- Making children help around the home.
- Dealing with unwanted visitors.
- How to be a linguist, sporting personality or virtuoso pianist - instantly.
You'll be amazed at how many dreary hours you squander every day, when you could have your feet up with a good book - like this one.
'SuperScrooge 2' espouses the maxim: If a thing's worth doing, it's worth getting someone else to do it. Malcolm "SuperScrooge" Stacey is not only the greatest living exponent of this art, he's also one of our funniest satirists.
