You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
- John Mendoza You might be getting a bit thin on top, plump at the middle and creaky around the knees, but that doesn't mean you've forgotten how to enjoy yourself! This collection of witty quotations, light-hearted yarns and cheerful jokes will help you chalk that last "senior moment' down to experience, forget your grey hairs and celebrate getting older with a smile on your face and a twinkle in your wrinkles. SELLING POINTS: ? Will appeal to fans of previous editions of 'Old Git Wit', which have sold over 140,000 copies, 'Old is the New Young' (ISBN: 9781849531658), which has sold over 55,000 copies, and the 'Older, Wiser, Sexier' series, which has sold over 180,000 copies.
