Squidward: Why are you doing karate in the kitchen?
SpongeBob: I wanted to show I could cut the mustard!
Mr. Krabs: Why did you miss work yesterday?
Squidward: I didn't miss it at all!
Teacher: Why are you putting on lipstick in class?
Pearl: I thought it was a makeup exam!
"Sea" inside for more excuses thought up by SpongeBob and his friends - and even come up with some yourself!
