This is the true story of a short swarthy guy with Martin Scorsese eyebrows and a tall blonde who listened to too much Tracy Chapman. And one day, they had kids . . .
This is a book for anyone who's got a baby or anyone who's about to have a baby or anyone who's just thinking about having a baby but hasn't decided yet. It's about how parenting is tedious and mind-numbingly boring and back-breakingly hard because all you ever seem to do all day is bend down and pick up toys. But parenting is also uplifting and fulfilling, and about the best thing you can do in the whole world aside from ordering the spring rolls at Thy Thy.
This hilarious book tackles all the important issues such as pooing and peeing and sleeping and bathing and feeding and answers those crucial questions like does a baby need a tax file number, and if a boy's penis is called a peanut, does a girl have a cashew?
