Amidst the seething melting pot of 1,600 passengers on the Atlantic cruise ship "Transylvania" are David and Nicole. Nicole and her two teenage children, Rollo and Marianne, are keen - but not David, or his mistress, Trish. Also on board are Jennifer and her daughter, Stacy. Jennifer would like to fall for Earl, the young son of American couple Dwight and Charlene.
By the time the "Transylvania" docks in New York, the lives of all have been jarred, bruised and sexed-up, knocked out or just plain shredded - and what seemed to be a set of inviolate futures now lives in utter disarray on the watery decks of this singular, castaway, floating city.