Pretty, well-balanced Rachel used to be every mother's dream. Now she's every mother's nightmare. The reason? Sexy, sultry Marko, Mr Darcy with a nose stud. As Marko lures Rachel off to save a woodland and lose her virginity, her nice liberal mum, Catherine, wishes she could lock Rachel in the bedroom, while Rachel's disapproving granny, Lavinia, decides on some far more dramatic action. In this poignantly funny and wildly entertaining story of the war between generations, all three women find their values - and their love lives - changed forever.