Ever been stuck in a social situation with nothing to say and nowhere to go? Just being yourself is all very well, but what if you're not very interesting? What if you're an accountant? Or a dentist? Or a dredger? The sort of person whose offerings at a dinner party help reconcile fellow diners to death?
Help is at hand! Arranged according to social situation – how to talk to a hairdresser; what to say at a wedding – 'Small Talk' is teeming with tailor-made trivia that will amuse, beguile and charm.
Stuck tight at a buck's night? 'Small Talk' gives you three topics: (1) interesting celebrity sex fetishes, (2) possible closet-dwellers, (3) the most highly sexed people in history.
Forced to go to a funeral? Lighten the mood with tales of amusing celebrity deaths and misplaced body parts – or hilarious stories of wakes gone wrong.
Whether you need to dazzle at a dinner party or fascinate at the footy, bond at a book club or gel in gaol, Smalltalk will do it for you.