Dimensions
112 x 183 x 30mm
'If I ever get rich I'll bequeath all my money to a fund to set up the "Victoria Shepworth Total Bloody Relationship Disaster Wing". All you would have to do after he's walked out on you is ring an emergency number and a kind of love ambulance would turn up at your door with stretcher men ready to collect you. They'd knock you out with a gigantic injection. When you wake up, you'll forget you ever knew the man. You won't even be able to remember what his bottom looked like.'
Victoria "Total Bloody Relationship Disaster" Shepworth has just been dumped by the man she thought was "the one". In desperation she turns to the internet - the only problem is, she has no idea who's really at the other end . . .
Move over Bridget Jones, Australia now has its very own angst-ridden, neurotic 30-something single woman who wants to have a white wedding by the time she's 40. This is a funny, insightful, touching novel that will hit home to anyone who has ever been single.
