Q: What do you call something that's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
Knock, knock?
Who's there?
Thumping.
Thumping who?
Thumping green and slimy just went up your trousers.
This is a collection of some of the silliest, wackiest and most ripsnorting gags ever told in the schoolyard. With these jokes, you'll have your friends in stitches, and even your teacher might chalk up a chuckle. Gosh, someone might wet their pants! Get set for lots of belly laughs, and read on . . .
