Children have a unique way of looking at the world - they can be wonderfully innocent, or worldweary beyond their years. With entries such as ‘Look, it's raining through that boy's trousers!', and ‘Can we get something to eat? I'm vanished!', to ‘My mum picks her nose all the time and flicks it in the bin.' This book collects together the craziest and the funniest stuff that kids say in one hilarious volume - it's guaranteed to have you chuckling your socks off!