Muscle Man has life totally figured out. His physique is incredible. He smells perfect every day (he doesn't even need cologne - he prefers to go au naturel). His mom is the greatest. He can eat a lot of hot dogs. His love life couldn't be better (if only Mordecai and Rigby could say the same!).
So take a crumb out of Muscle Man's stomach rolls and see how good life can really be!
