Pun and joke lovers unite! Punny Jokes is packed with hundreds upon hundreds of hilarious, pun-tastic jokes!
WhatBsquo;s better than a good pun? Five hundred of the puniest jokes in the universe, of course! Punny Jokes is a gift-worthy hardcover that covers everything from classic puns of yore to brand-new jokes, including:
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef. When does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn! Why are teddy bears never hungry? Theyisquo;re stuffed! What type of sandals does a frog wear? Open-toad! Whattsquo;s a piratessquo;s favorite letter? RRRRRR. What did the syrup say to the waffle? I love you a waffle lot! What do you call the wife of a hippies? A Mississippi!
And many, many more! With Punny Jokes, you squo;ll be rolling on the floor laughing dash;for real!
