Elvin Beauregard is ethereal! Every time I see Elvin my knees go all wobbly and my stomach puckers up. The only problem is that Elvin Beauregard doesn't even know that I exist . . . yet.
Petula finds it hard enough, being a year-niner trying to attract a year-twelver's attention. But she also has to cope with Pongo, the Speaking Carrot, her father's fourth girlfriend and Petula's prospective stepmother. Her brother is no help and her friends give her little support.
It's a tough call, being a teenager, with a lovesick father and the boy of your dreams so hard to get. Find out how tough in this amusing and true-to-life novel.
