You can feel it, can't you? You've picked up this book and already you feel dirty. Oh yeah. The filth in this book has seeped through to your very soul, tainting you forever. But you can't help yourself, can you? You have to open it and read some of the most disgusting jokes the world has ever seen. You'll shower, yeah...but nothing will shift it. And what's more, you like it don't you? You love it! You filthy monkey! Allan is the creator/writer/illustrator of Allan was born in East Kilbride, Strathclyde, Scotland on 9 March 1971. He gained a BSc Hons in Business and Technology at Strathclyde University and a Diploma in Advertising Art Direction at West Herts College, Watford. Along the way he learned how to play a mean tuba, garnered a lovely wife called Rebeccah who recently gave birth to their gorgeous, giggly son Max. He will soon be the proud owner of a small garden shed in which he will lock himself away for days on end with large quantities of beer. He is currently training his unbelievably cute dog Alfie with varying degrees of success, but has found that a large baseball bat helps with instilling obedience.