Dimensions
130 x 198 x 18mm
The Travel Guide for When You've Really Lost It.
Revised and Updated.
'No Shitting In The Toilet' is a celebration of all that's perverse about travel. It's about getting stranded and ripped off. It's about sitting in a tiny room counting cockroaches and feeling sorry for yourself. It's about being totally clueless, hopeless and pathetic and loving every minute of it!
If you think mainstream guidebooks may be leading you up the garden path, or if you are looking for a refreshingly cynical blast of fresh air, have a peek here.
NSITT on checking hygiene in restaurants: There are two things you really don't want to see in life. One is your parents having sex. The second is the state of the kitchen in restaurants catering for backpackers.
NSITT on how to avoid jet lag: Avoid jets.
NSITT on bicycles: The quickest way to realise how unfit you are and that you can forget how to ride a bike, usually in front of an oncoming bus.
NSITT on music: Moments after a beautiful a cappella rendition from a primitive tribe in the backblocks of Indonesia you are asked to return the favour by singing a song from your country. All you can remember is the jingle from a beer commercial.
Based on the 1996 Web Travel Site of the Year (Net Magazine).
