'Gary, this cupboard door is still hanging off, the light in the porch needs replacing, the kids want a new back wheel for the bike and the dog needs walking. Can we expect anything to be done today, next week or nothing, as usual?'*
In any backyard, in any suburb of Australia, on any day of the week you'll hear a nag. It's as Aussie as the cricket in the summertime or sausages on the barbecue - hell, it's practically a sport for some people. But a nag isn't just a nag. No, no, no, there's much more to it than that - it's an art.
For a start, there's all the different kinds of nags (the classic nag, for example, or the variety nag); different people to nag (everyone from one's spouse to the local tradespeople); different occasions for nagging (after sex, on Christmas Day, etc); Famous Nags in History and Literature (think of Josephine putting the hard word on Napoleon Bonaparte); the ays
in which technology can increase the effectiveness of nagging (think of SMS-ing or faxing your nags, or using them in your blog).
Wendy Harmer, Australia's best-loved comedienne (and a long-time connoisseur of a good nag) has assembled the very best nags in this charming little book which is guaranteed to provide hours of amusement.
*(A prime example of the Variety Nag: a list of complaints made without drawing breath.)
