First in the Mocklore Trilogy.
Kassa Daggersharp has just heard word that her dad's dead and she's heir to a vast silver treasure-trove from the famous "Splashdance" pirate ship.
But in grand pirate tradition, the last will and testament of Vicious Bigbeard Daggersharp doesn't actually say where the silver is. And to add to Kassa's woes, everyone - from legendary royal champion and pin-up boy Aragon Silversword to the Emperor Lady Talle - seems to be trying to find and claim the silver for themselves.
This hilarious story of the race for the 'Splashdance Silver' is about pirates and politics, treasure and traitors, epic adventures, magical mysteries, nearly-true-love and things which glint in the night.