The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys. Even though we love them, boyfriends can sometimes act like little boys. And with these insights, insults, and daily affirmations their better half can learn to understand - and even celebrate - the complexities of that most complicated creature: the garden variety boyfriend who never loses his fascination with dirty jokes, television sports, and fast cars. The hilarious quotes come from Phyllis Diller, Mae West, Margaret Cho, Candace Bushnell and many more.