Dimensions
133 x 198 x 18mm
Maddy's first day out with her newborn takes a Kafkaesque turn when she's arrested in Harrods for shoplifting. If this is a miscarriage of justice, then detaining her in Holloway Prison's Mother and Bay Unit is the curette.
Finding herself a runner-up in the human race, the only person Maddy can turn to is her hot-to-trot ex-lover Alex . . . who proves himself as useful as a solar-powered vibrator on a rainy day.
Will Maddy ever escape the clutches of Edwina Phelps, prison psychologist (with the emphasis on psycho)? Will she ever see Alex for what he is: a self-made man . . . who worships his creator? And how do you brief a lawyer with a heat-seeking penis which does not report to mission control? And why the hell is Gillian searching for a sperm happy to get egg all over its face?
