After three fruitful decades of wordplay, Robert Eddison has created over 40,000 original one-liners. Here, in Volume Three of his aphorism series, Robert Eddison has collated his thoughts on the oldest of emotions - love! Published in time for Valentine's Day 2022, here are 200 original thoughts on a subject that has captivated poets, writers and artists for millennia. Feverish, sweet, wonderful, maddening - Robert takes us through love's many faces with this unique treasury of wordplay. * Many a love triangle ends in a vicious circle * Evergreen love often grows from the fertile soil of friendship * In hate's desert, love makes the best oasis * Love rekindles lust's dying embers * Love's shock absorber blissfully cushions Life's bumps * Oh, to be swept off our feet by the rising tide of lust! * Love's fierce sun is too often clouded by self-doubt * Hearts, like the dawn, break silently * The man who can say 'thank you', 'sorry' and 'I love you' has the world at his feet