Dimensions
199 x 129 x 14mm
We know that vampires exist, and that they are seriously sexy. Whether you're in the 'sparkle in the sun' or 'addicted to his blood' camp, you have decided. You can only love a vampire.
But how exactly do you snare yourself a gorgeous immortal and, more importantly, what do you need to know once you've got one?
Claire Hooper is an expert when it comes to guys who can't go out in sunlight, aren't suitable to introduce to your parents, and quite possibly have blood on their hands. In LOVE BITES she shares her insider's knowledge, taking you from go to 'whoah!' to vampire ho in 101 fang-friendly tips.
Learn how to hide your thoughts, vampire safe your home and build up your cardio to deal with the intense palpitations. Then find out where to meet a vampire, what to wear to catch his eye and how to introduce him to your mother. In later tips learn about long-term issues like weaning him onto animal blood, creating identities for sudden relocations, and how to resolve that all important eternal life question - will you or won't you?
