We're chuffed to bits to present the tour of Ole Blighty's lingo. It's the dog's bollocks! Try it out on the lads down your local, have a few pints, and don't worry about sounding naff - if it all goes pear-shaped, wait for the sound of 'Oh bless!' as they pat you on the back and buy you another bevvie.
Get into the culture and humour behind the common - and not so common - English expressions and learn about the local languages that inspired them.