Little Nuggets of Wisdom

Now anyone can live and love the Chuy Bravo way, thanks to this book and its little nuggets of advice covering all areas of life. Love Nugget - Surprising your lover with a weekend trip is always a great way to score points. Another way is to not cheat on them with a Carnival Cruise shuffleboard instructor on the way to Ensenada. Food Nugget - If you don't think Lipton Onion Soup Mix with sour cream is the best dip in the world, then you and your dumb-ass taste buds need to fuck off big time. Finance Nugget Sample - Invest in hog farms. People love bacon. Sorry, PETA, but it's amazing. Family Nugget - If you trace your family heritage and discover you're from a long line of brutal slave owners, it's totally okay to kill the graduate student from the local college who helped you do the research. Entertainment Nugget - If this is Matthew McConaughy reading this book, please stop making romantic comedies.