All mums and dads tell lies. All the time, and we're not talking about the big ones (like Santa!). The everyday ones that we hear over and over, like everyone knows you can't go swimming straight after lunch, or eating your crusts make your hair go curly . . . not. All lies!
Or maybe an apple a day keeps the doctor away. So does a banana keep the dentist away? Or how about "You'll grow into it"? No you won't!
A collection of time-honoured parental whoppers from comedian Dave O'Neil, illustrated with wacky cartoons by Kiran Morris.