?He was a wise man who invented beer.' - Plato Whatever your favourite hop-based delight, draft or bottled, indulge your inner brewmaster and raise a glass to the perfection of the pint with this collection of quips from the world's wisest and wittiest drinkers. SELLING POINTS: ? In 2014 CAMRA announced that Britain now has the most breweries per capita in the world. British people drink 15,000 pints of beer every minute. ? Beer is the world's third most popular drink, after water and tea.