Dimensions
221 x 265 x 4mm
Illustrated by Tony Ross.
‘There was a fine young lady
And her name was Honour Brown,
She didn’t want to go to school,
She hoped it would burn down...’
And why not, when her teacher is a warty toad, her classroom is a hole? When school dinners are comprised of worms, and rabbit pooh and coal? Believe you me, her friends don’t help - they’re monsters, they are mad! The first year is appalling, the second just as bad. It can’t be true, or can it? She is such a drama queen!
