From the best-selling authors of How to Poo at Work and How to Bonk at Work comes the follow-up that everyone's been waiting for: How to Bonk in Public will help you get busy wherever you are! You know the feeling - a bit bored at the bus stop and need something to occupy your time for ten minutes, or you find the latest exhibition of blobby sculptures at the local art gallery dreadfully dull. Well worry no more about what to do, for How to Bonk in Public will liberate your mind, body and soul with more than 50 ways to get busy outdoors and the solutions to more than 50 problems you may encounter. Too many people around? No problem, this book's full of ideas to get you far from the madding crowd. Broad daylight? Don't panic, you will find many ways to avoid lines of sight. Next time you hear someone say 'smash it' at a football match you'll know exactly what to do and where to go!