Dimensions
139 x 190 x 20mm
A testosterone-filled handbook for the modern man from the breakout star of the wildly successful, BAFTA-winning BBC series, People Just Do Nothing. In these fraught and confusing times, it can be difficult to know how to go about life as a modern man. Thankfully, Chabuddy G (aka The Mayor of Hounslow, aka Alan Brown Sugar) is your randy Agony Uncle-in-waiting and his fool-proof photographic guide will inform all your manly endeavours. Chapters include:How to be a Business Guru‘When I have a business meeting, instead of a handshake I always pretend to punch them but never connect. This looks like a bit of friendly geeza banter but I have just displayed breath-taking speed and power.'How to be a Lover‘Here's a tattle tale signs that make it obvious a girl likes you: count how many times she blinks in a minute, if it's less than five that means she bloody loves you. When a woman is in love, they blink less because they can't stop looking at your sexy face.'How to be a Millennial Man‘It takes me 7 hours, 3 minutes and 4 bottles of drain un-blocker to shave my back.'How to be a Fashion Ultrapaneer‘I like boots with a good heel so that they make me taller and also create a dramatic, powerful sound when I walk.'
