Illustrated by David Shannon.
Jeremy Jacob knows all about being a pirate. He throws his food across the table, and his manners to the wind. He hollers like thunder and laughs off bedtime. Then one day a raggedy band of pirates snatch Jeremy up and take him away to sea. It's the heave-ho, blow-the-man-down very best time of his life. But then Jeremy Jacob finds out that there are some things pirates don't do . . . and he has to find a way to get back home.
Ages: 4+