Super-slick, all-action and very very funny, this is James Bond meets Artemis Fowl with a dastardly twist even the goodies are baddies.
You have been selected, all of you, the worst, the most cunning, the most mischievous minds from around the world - selected to become part of an institution like no other. Thirteen-year-old master criminal Otto Malpense has been chosen to attend the top-secret school of villainy. His skills in Global Domination will be developed to rival the worlds' most dastardly villain. But there is one small catch - he cannot leave until his training is complete. There's no way Otto is going to spend six years studying something he has such a natural talent for.
He is left with one option. Escape. He just needs to figure out how.
Fast-paced, funny and exciting reading for anyone who's ever thought that 'villains have the best lines and wear the best costumes'!
