Following the success of 'Pirates of The Caribbean' comes a witty mock-official handbook for potential pirates and plunderers. Matthew David Brozik and Jacob Sager Weinstein continue to spoof those uber-utilitarian survival and how-to guides by offering this pithy pirating primer for budding bucaneers. This treasure trove of Pirate Code talking the talk, walking the walk (down the plank that is), appropriate ship names, duelling, avoiding, cursed treasure and much more.