Dispensing priceless advice such as `Never break up with someone who has just completed a class in assertiveness training' and `When someone says they want you just for sex - chances are they want you just for sex,' this hilarious parody of clich?d, saccharine relationship books offers an inspiringly jaundiced view of love. Playfully illustrated with images that appropriate scenes from a lifetime of failed relationships to produce intelligent, droll comments on the nature of love, this self-help book for the love weary is ultimately informative - if in unexpected ways.